I had recently enrolled in the military as a lowly footsoldier.
Oh, before you could proceed any further, let me tell you about myself.
I ain’t some patriotic soldier that’ll lay down my life for the sake of my country. Hell no! That shit is for the people with loose screws!
I had only a few goals when I joined the army: March into battle, kick ass, and earn me some cash! Achieving glory on...